Monday, June 17, 2013

Last night of the @TourSeries!

Matt and Ned were out in their FINERY for the Tour Series finale in Ipswich! 

Ned went for #understatedstyle with a subtle linen mix #traditional though linen is notoriously difficult in the heat #dangerous We think Matt narrowly swung this one in his favour with daring deployment of #stripes and #cardi #metrochic

Soon, however, Ned was back doing what he does best: #micwielding and #profile with just a hint of #greyingtemples and swoonsome #laughterlines. Golly! #golly

The end of the Tour Series is no laughing matter, of course. Several tears were shed in the INBFC office over the end of this particular era. Happily, Ned and Matt mirrored our mood with a touch of #seriousface. Until Pov started catching champagne corks, at least #ouch

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

The @TourSeries goes to Woking!

Woking is mostly famous for being the place where Martians landed in War of the Worlds, the birthplace of the Jam, and for not being Wokingham (where most of the INBFC’s Distant Relations live). #WokingFacts However, tonight Woking was famous for being the venue for all sorts of UTTERLY EXCITING bicycle-related action!

Not only did Hannah Barnes show everyone how to be NAILS, but Ned’s sartorial choices demonstrated a welcome return to form with #openneckedshirt, #subtlechecks and the ever-popular #MiniMac (TM) #stylish #practical #slimming:

Ned’s looking sunkissed and relaxed, we reckon. All this relentless book-touring is obviously doing him good, as the waves of #NedLove from adoring fans rejuvenate his complexion. Not to be outdone, Matt was sporting a groovy new haircut:

He looks a little resigned in this photo, however. It’s hard not to in the face of Ned’s masterful wrap-up performance #HandInPocket #micwielding #seriousface

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

@Tourseries in Torquay!

Finally! The #dreamteam are back together. @RealStephens and Ned meet for a #knitwearoff on a suitably genteel park bench.

Ned even donned his #MiniMac (TM) and gave us a bit of #micwielding and #profile while interviewing the perennially lovely Deano #golly #twoforone

In #YetMoreNed, our hero interviewed Team Boyzone, sorry, Team UK Youth, in full #profile. No #NedsNose for Century TV! We love them.

Finally, @RealStephens gave Ned a run for his #MiniMacMoney in one of his many stylish @vulpinecc garments. The Ferris wheel glowed, the sea shimmered, and we went to bed happy #happy #gosh

Friday, September 14, 2012

We’ve been getting behind on the old GYNB-ing this week, so here’s a little montage, @matpennell stylee. The ToB so far!¬†Feat. all our favourites. Ned! @RealStephens! Safari parks! Rivers! Grins! Coffee! The MiniMac! #seriousface! #micwielding! And a natty blue jumper or two. Very good!

Thanks to @AltheaAdams_ for the pic of Ned doing INTERVIEWING #gosh

Wednesday, June 6, 2012
We are still officially pining, of course, but we were cheered when @RealStephens and @JillADouglas upped their game DRAMATICALLY this evening with a #hatoff! #cor #busbysatdawn The @TourSeries went to Torquay and it RAINED and was FREEZING but Matt and Jill smiled and interviewed and PUNDITTED on regardless through the WIND and HAIL, like the troupers they are. Well done chaps! #wow #proskillz #keepitup

We are still officially pining, of course, but we were cheered when @RealStephens and @JillADouglas upped their game DRAMATICALLY this evening with a #hatoff! #cor #busbysatdawn The @TourSeries went to Torquay and it RAINED and was FREEZING but Matt and Jill smiled and interviewed and PUNDITTED on regardless through the WIND and HAIL, like the troupers they are. Well done chaps! #wow #proskillz #keepitup

Friday, June 1, 2012
We were all #sadface because Ned is gone from @TourSeries, but then @RealStephens cheered us RIGHT up with cunning deployment of EYEWEAR! Very good! Here, he’s giving Jill a few #protips on keeping her hair under control in EXTREME weather conditions #bobbypins #rubberbands

We were all #sadface because Ned is gone from @TourSeries, but then @RealStephens cheered us RIGHT up with cunning deployment of EYEWEAR! Very good! Here, he’s giving Jill a few #protips on keeping her hair under control in EXTREME weather conditions #bobbypins #rubberbands

Tuesday, May 29, 2012
As you know, we’re quite the @RealStephens fans here at INBFC, blown over by his natural tellyness and technical #knowhow #wow #tellyfriendly So we were THRILLED to see Matt doing INTERVIEWING on his OWN on the Aberystwyth @TourSeries coverage. Go Matt! #golly And Ned - mind you don’t trip over on the stairs, now #showgirlsmoment

As you know, we’re quite the @RealStephens fans here at INBFC, blown over by his natural tellyness and technical #knowhow #wow #tellyfriendly So we were THRILLED to see Matt doing INTERVIEWING on his OWN on the Aberystwyth @TourSeries coverage. Go Matt! #golly And Ned - mind you don’t trip over on the stairs, now #showgirlsmoment

Screencap from yesterday’s @TourSeries coverage from Aberrrrrrustwuth ((c) @BriSmithy) feat. @RealStephens and Ned in FULL-ON SEASIDE PUNDITRY ACTION #wow #briny They’re looking the BUSINESS in new polo shirt #mod #face and sunglassesonhead (TM) #signaturestyle

Screencap from yesterday’s @TourSeries coverage from Aberrrrrrustwuth ((c) @BriSmithy) feat. @RealStephens and Ned in FULL-ON SEASIDE PUNDITRY ACTION #wow #briny They’re looking the BUSINESS in new polo shirt #mod #face and sunglassesonhead (TM) #signaturestyle

Ned and @DavePovall snapped by lovely INBFC member @deanlaccohee at the @TourSeries in Peterborough THIS VERY EVENING #uptotheminute #hotoffthepress #action #crikey Dean tells us that Ned and Pov are watching @RealStephens duct taping broken paving stones. A likely story! We know he’s really drawing Box Hill-style ARTWORK on the road #gosh #detention

Ned and @DavePovall snapped by lovely INBFC member @deanlaccohee at the @TourSeries in Peterborough THIS VERY EVENING #uptotheminute #hotoffthepress #action #crikey Dean tells us that Ned and Pov are watching @RealStephens duct taping broken paving stones. A likely story! We know he’s really drawing Box Hill-style ARTWORK on the road #gosh #detention

Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Ned and @RealStephens doing PUNDITRY in the SUN! Will wonders never, etc. The @TourSeries went to Oxford and so did the lovely weather, so OUT came the SHORT SLEEVES #gosh #factor50 and OPEN NECKS #heavens #cleavage We’re not too sure about that polo neck, though, Ned #navajo #fashionforward 
Note also how Matt Stephens is keeping his hair tidy through cunning deployment of #sunglassesonhead #oldprotrick Very good!

Ned and @RealStephens doing PUNDITRY in the SUN! Will wonders never, etc. The @TourSeries went to Oxford and so did the lovely weather, so OUT came the SHORT SLEEVES #gosh #factor50 and OPEN NECKS #heavens #cleavage We’re not too sure about that polo neck, though, Ned #navajo #fashionforward¬†

Note also how Matt Stephens is keeping his hair tidy through cunning deployment of #sunglassesonhead #oldprotrick Very good!